Dudes and dudettes, it’s competition time here at Ludicrous HQ. The story goes that I have 2 hard drives in my PC which used to be called XP and Data, because one had Windows XP installed on it and the other was just for data. Now, however, they both have XP installed on them and […]

There are some good looking films coming out soon (and out already). Even though my bank balance doesn’t agree with me at the moment, I must get to the cinema to see all of these!

Night Watch (trailer)
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (trailer)
Domino (trailer)
Saw 2 (trailer)
The Constant Gardener (trailer)
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (trailer)

Of course, one […]

Here is some of what went on during my most recent trip to Newcastle-Upon-Bulman, and in usual Bon fashion I’m posting it three days after it actually happened.

Within hours of arriving I swallowed half a maggot. Helen bought Rey a small bottle of Tequila for his birthday which contained a real maggot, which apparently acts […]

Seeing as Rey hasn’t posted this, here it is. While walking down the street en route to Nando’s…

Reyhan: “Helen, do you like AJAX?”
Helen: “No, I prefer gravy.”

This blog post is revolutionary for 2 reasons.

It’s the first time I’ve blogged from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne
It’s the first time I’ve blogged on an Apple iBook

It feels good, yo.

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An update to my previous post:

Start work at 06:45 or shortly before - completed!
Finish work at 14:15 or shortly after - completed!
Go shopping for a new hoodie - completed but failed to buy one :(
Get a haircut (”A number 4 please, my good man!”) - failed!
Pick up my new K&N air filter for the Vectra […]

Things I shall do tomorrow (not necessarily in this order):

Start work at 06:45 or shortly before
Finish work at 14:15 or shortly after
Go shopping for a new hoodie
Get a haircut (”A number 4 please, my good man!”)
Pick up my new K&N air filter for the Vectra
Select CDs for the journey to Rey’s on Saturday
Go to Kayleigh’s […]

I linked to this video back in January on JB.com, but it’s really funny and I was talking to Justin about it today and he said he hadn’t seen it so I thought I’d link to it again! It’s called Hello? Fuck!. The video on the page is a 5.3 MB Quicktime MOV.

I’ve just been looking at my referrer stats for lud.icro.us. Turns out I’m pretty popular on MSN Search, especially with adult content related searches. Veteran readers will know that this was also the case for my old blog on JohnBlackbourn.com. I often had visits from people looking for free Elisha Cuthbert porn, girl next door […]

I just awarded my next door neighbour 10,000 bonus points for coming and ridding my room of the biggest spider I’ve seen in my whole life (with the exception of those in the zoo). Well done to next-door-neighbour John!

…And then my host shut down without warning. Again.
I’ll have it all running again soon, please bare with me.

Mac ain’t having much luck with his hosts. Just like before.

Rey’s been podcasting. They’re mostly crap yet somehow uncrap at the same time. My fave.

Did you know you can turn an ordinary pair of headphones into a microphone simply by plugging them into the microphone port of whatever you want to record into? My brother (no not you, the other one) told me this when […]