Here is some of what went on during my most recent trip to Newcastle-Upon-Bulman, and in usual Bon fashion I’m posting it three days after it actually happened.

Within hours of arriving I swallowed half a maggot. Helen bought Rey a small bottle of Tequila for his birthday which contained a real maggot, which apparently acts as a hallucinogenic when swallowed with the tequila. Seeing as Rey wasn’t manly enough to do the whole maggot, he choppped it in half and we done half each while Helen filmed it.

Rey & Bon do Maggot Shots » 2.4 mb MPEG Video

Then we ate Subway and went out and, as he mentioned, Rey found sixty quid on the floor after Jason walked straight past it. Rey then treated us all to loads more lemonade even though it was his own birthday, and Jason attempted to (and very almost did) down a bottle of Corona…

Jason Downing a Corona » 1.6 mb MPEG Video

Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride is definitely worth watching. Nando’s chicken owns. Rey’s little brother is cool. So is drinking curdled Bailey’s, vodka, and Smirnoff Ice through a straw. Being hit by a car isn’t*. Apple iBooks are indeed lush but the keyboard layout does my head in. Also, Rey is the first person in the world to own a some official lud.icro.us merchandise.

* Technically not part of BonBourn I.

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